maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via orangeparsleyprincess)



pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(via thefuuuucomics)


twinkleofafadingstar:

happy seven-year anniversary to that one time that i locked myself up in my room with the seventh harry potter book and told my mom not to bother me for the rest of the day but then ran out into the living room screaming after like an hour because they killed hedwig

(via iamahoodratsorrymom)


susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

(via nerdtimesarefuntimes)


x

Matt Greene is the best :)


nobodytoldthehorse:

a-pair-of-new-shoes:

I couldn’t help myself….apologies in advance. 

hang on a moment lemme pick up my jaw off the floor

(via dancing-through-brooklyn)


ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

(via dancing-through-brooklyn)


congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

(via mrsrobin)


14jamiebenn:

i cant believe jamie and tyler were playing golf wearing matching clothes i quit

(via backlund-in-black)


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thankyoubasedclaude:

thankyoubasedclaude:

i’m going to buy the duck whistle from that duck dynasty show and move to anaheim and follow ryan kesler around and blow it every time he tries to speak

if he asks me what i’m doing i’ll say “keslurking” and eat a slice of pizza while staring at the camera like i’m on the office

(via reademmaduh)


staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

(via diaryofahappyfatass)


Then-Flyers Captain Mike Richards on the Preston and Steve Show (93.3 WMMR) on April 28, 2011.

(via iamahoodratsorrymom)


phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I live in America and have been to plenty of places that have this.  Not sure why this is so shocking.

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I live in America and have been to plenty of places that have this.  Not sure why this is so shocking.

(via backlund-in-black)